Get fucked up and do shit that makes you happy.
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
is it cold in here or is that just my heart
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
update: i got a real hickey